Sunday, March 1, 2009

an open letter to miley ray cyrus


dear miley,
something tells me that your current bf
doesn't like you for your personality. don't 
quote me on this, but i am pretty sure it
has to do with the fact that 
you are miley cyrus/hannah montana. 
regards,
a concerned citizen. 

But in all seriousness,
IT'S STILL A FELONY! (anyone watch the soup?)
What I hate most about this is that miley pretends to be all "christian" and claims that the bible is her favorite book but then she goes around and totes her man-boy toy around everywhere and claims to be really mature for her age. Just because you hang out with older "hipsters" and your "best friend" is some 21 year old backup dancer, does not mean you are mature. I'm not the most mature person in the world, but I do know that if you are mature, you don't go around singing songs about how much you hate your ex-boyfriend. 
And let's not forget the most important detail
YOU ARE SIXTEEN, HE IS TWENTY (and i'm pretty sure, almost 21). 
That's ILLEGAL. 
UGH AND STOP WEARING THOSE ANNOYING HIPPY HEADBANDS (AND STOP TAKING RISQUE MYSPACE PICS OF YOURSELF)

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